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How to choose your stag fancy dress costume?
If you have any kind of private joke with your stag, you'll find a relevant stag fancy dress costume here.
A few ideas: For the guy who loves cartoons and superheroes, there's a whole heap of stag costumes under this genre.
Bulk him up in a muscly banana man, a Captain America costume or an inflatable Spider man costume! Rippled with pecks and abs, these costumes will give him that bounding confidence he's probably going to need.
Or give him a more cartoony look with a Brutus or Batfink stag costume. There are other ideas:
Movie stag costumes which include Ghostbusters (and this is a GREAT stag costume idea because it means you can hire four of them and get others in the stag group to wear them) Borat, Batman Dark Knight (if the stag fancies a bit of joker action) and our personal favourite here in Stag Costume office towers: The Fat Bastard stag costume (complete with inflatable fatness). Bring it on.
We absolutely love love love the 'objects section' of stag costumes. Stag outfits such as couch potato, condom, cock block, third-leg, rock out with cock out, Anita Waxing and the likes you will never ever fall short of imaginative and hilarious stag costumes with which to stitch up your stag.
The job stag outfits are very amusing as well. Particularly the 'noble' jobs like the stag priest costume, especially good for stags who certainly don't adhere to religious codes! Other job stag fancy dress outfits are: The fisherman, Centurion, Fireman, sailor and priest. Our personal favourite is sailor.
And if it's a straight stag weekend or stag night, you can really camp it up for amusement's sake. More fun stuff coming later from Stag costumes...
Stag fancy dress dares:
Nothing like a couple of dares for the stag: especially when he is dressed up in stag fancy dress, looking like a total pillock. If you are stuck for some ideas, here are a few:
1. Get your stag (in full stag fancy dress, obviously) to go into a newsagent and ask for any niche p0rnography magazine, be it for love of the 'larger lady' or love of 'small people'. Your stag must not give away that he is being set up to do this. The vendor must believe he is a nut-job.
2. Get your stag to get five phone numbers off girls. Again, he must look totally discerning and straight-faced.
3. Get your stag to go and buy five condoms, specifically for 'man-bits' that are three inches or below. He must be in stag fancy dress.
4. Get your stag to chat up a girl using a pre-planned word, which the stag MUST use within the first five minutes, at least three times. (Paedophile, for example, is always a good one).
5. The stag in his fancy dress must go and chat someone up using a pre-planned accent.
6. Get the stag, costume and all, to convince a girl to give him her knickers.
STRIPPERS FOR THE STAG?
Is your stag vehemently anti-stripper? And do you have an inkling that he is being his wife-to-be's mouthpiece? If so, and you think that deep down, your mate wants to have a stripper at his stag, then get one. There are ways and means of getting round it and not upsetting your mates' fiance.
First and foremost, get an ugly stripper. That way, if the wife/ fiance ever sees pics of the whole thing, she needn't get jealous (I know that what goes on tour stays on tour but you never know). Also the groom can be honest with his fiance when he says that he didn't find her attractive (as let's face it that's normally the problem).
If you sense that the problem is a moral one then don't get a stripper at all. You'll just irritate your stag and his fiance and even if he secretly enjoys it, then he'll be annoyed with himself for doing so!
You can get a whole array of strippers these days: Porky strippers - to watch that weight wobble call one in pronto! she'll flabber her flubber all over you and you'll be in heaven.
Dwarf stripper: Have a little faith. These demon strippers are fantastic and really get into it.
Fetish stripper: Yes - get your stag whipped and sucked and licked and beaten to his heart's content. Just be careful you don't organise anything too weird. You might find out your mate likes some dodgy stuff and you'll never be able to look him in the eye again.
Mr and Mrs. Questions for the stag
(and remember your outfit for him!)
ok this is a game whereby you have to ask your stag's fiance, some questions about the groom. Using her answers as a reference point, you have to then ask your stag, in fancy dress costume obviously, what he thinks she said in her answers. Here are a few questions to start you off:
Most embarrassing habit?
Number of times you have had sex in one night?
Weirdest place you have done it?
Favourite celebrity crush?
First person you slept with?
First person you snogged?
Most embarrassing moment?
Who she thinks she looks like
Who she thinks you look like
Favourite fantasy?
STAG WEEKEND AND STAG PARTY IDEAS:
There are so many ideas for stags it's crazy. But first you've got to think about what the actual stag would enjoy. Secondly, you've got to take into consideration how many people are on the stag. Some things may not be feasible if you have a massive group of stags. Weather is obviously a consideration but if you think that the rain might ruin a days plans then think again; it's often more fun to get wet and muddy (especially if there's a stripper concerned, or some naked girl-on-girl mud wrestling!). Think dirt-track racing; or canoeing (ok, maybe not canoeing) or go-karting.
There's also things like football matches which are a great way of wasting two hours of a stag (more, come to think of it; travel time / going for a beer before and after) and we all know that all stags would love that. Even if it's a random footy match; nothing can go wrong with some cheering, some goals, some hotdogs and beers. Fabulous.
Another great idea for stag weekends is going abroad, though this can be super expensive, even if you are going to a cheap destination: you've always got things like taxis, transport to and from the airports, beer money, eating out etc. to think about. That said, I've heard places like Budapest and Slovenia are fabulous.
If you want a home-based stag but you still want to go away for the weekend, try finding country cottages that sleeps a good number of people. Never tell the owner you are a stag party; they probably won't let you hire the place! And make sure someone is always on the ball about breakages and how out of control the stag party is getting. You don't want to end up paying hundreds in deposit money.
High-wiring is meant to be really fun; it's not too expensive and adds the thrill factor without it being too crazy.
Zorbing is also insanely brilliant. It's where you climb into a blow up ball and roll down hills. It's exhilarating and fills you with adrenaline without being too expensive.
I had some mates who recently went on a stag weekend on a canal boat up the norfolk broads. They spent their time inside, drinking beer and reading p0rn mags but apparently it was a total blast and they managed to get some fishing done and go out on the town on the Saturday. And it was as cheap as chips, apparently.